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“I’m looking for something weird, but I’m not sure where to look.”

“Yeah, seems like all of the obvious places are kind of a let down. All you find in a dark alley in this town, is the smell of piss. Under the bed? Dust bunnies. In the closet? Clothing. Slaughterhouse? Vegans protesting. Funeral home? Boring stiffs. Fetish club? Ordinary relationships. Bars? Drunks… Well, you get the picture. I have no idea where to find weird stuff anymore. If only there was a single focus, where all of the weird of the world could be right at your fingertips.”

“You’re making fun of me now, huh?”

“Yep.”

“Because I forgot about the internet.”

“Yep.”

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  5. bluebell-the-rabbit said: Accurate.
  6. dylanotoolewriting said: I never read things and laugh out loud. This made me laugh out loud. love it
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